[17:30:47] Adister2: i want to make eggs but to scared i blow up the place trying to work stove
[17:31:00] Merrick2: (chuckle)
[17:31:04] Merrick2: ROFL
[17:31:14] Adister2: so many dials to turn
[17:31:22] Adister2: cant it just be one big switch
[17:31:23] Merrick2: loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
[17:31:24] Adister2: OF/ON
[17:31:28] Adister2: simple
[17:31:33] Merrick2: :D
[17:31:36] Adister2: instead they put 15 different circles
[17:31:41] Gloine: oh, and give me bb-coded player names
[17:31:45] Merrick2: lolololololol
[17:31:58] Adister2: kk wil ldo, mas will likely make script himself
[17:32:04] Adister2: which dial do u turn mer?
[17:32:12] Adister2: theres like 10 silver ones?
[17:32:26] Merrick2: I have 8 ones
[17:32:34] Adister2: ok maybe thers 8
[17:32:51] Merrick2: well, by sure isn´t like your, so, what´s the point in tell you what one I use?
[17:32:52] Merrick2: :|
[17:33:12] Adister2: alllof them are different?
[17:33:16] Adister2: omg what are ppl thinking..
[17:33:26] Merrick2: you sure is a stove?
[17:33:26] Adister2: they want people blowinig up there houses...
[17:33:31] Merrick2: (chuckle)
[17:33:32] Adister2: big box
[17:33:36] Adister2: with gas dials
[17:33:41] Merrick2: washing machine?
[17:33:41] Adister2: and makes blue fire in circles on top
[17:33:42] Merrick2: :)
[17:33:45] Adister2: lol
[17:33:51] Adister2: ok after i get stove on
[17:33:57] Adister2: i put a bit of oil on pan
[17:34:00] Adister2: then put eggs on
[17:34:01] Adister2: and thats it?
[17:34:12] Merrick2: put something inside the fire that can carry food inside it
[17:34:25] Merrick2: omg
[17:34:26] Merrick2: rofl
[17:34:28] Merrick2: yeah
[17:34:33] Merrick2: pan - oil - eggs
[17:34:37] Adister2: simple :P
[17:34:55] Merrick2: gloine, how many time to he burn something?
[17:35:08] Adister2: i never seen burnt eggs!
[17:35:15] Merrick2: :P
[17:35:16] Adister2: but my eggs are just rolling round in the oil
[17:35:21] Adister2: strange they look different
[17:35:24] Gloine: hmm?
[17:35:35] Adister2: i dont remember them being so round before eating
[17:35:37] Merrick2: adister making eggs at sstove
[17:35:44] Merrick2: think is his first time
[17:35:51] Merrick2: oh
[17:35:51] Adister2: one timi before
[17:35:53] Gloine: oh
[17:35:55] Adister2: but stove was already on
[17:35:56] Merrick2: need break them
[17:36:01] Adister2: jking :D
[17:36:03] Merrick2: use only what have inside
[17:36:04] Merrick2: :)
[17:36:22] Gloine: eggs rolling round in the oil?
[17:36:23] Adister2: i wait for my brother to leave house then start mking
[17:36:36] Adister2: lol yes
[17:36:36] Merrick2: lol
[17:36:51] Gloine: with...its shell?
[17:36:58] Adister2: was jkin :D
[17:37:05] Gloine: lol
[17:37:08] Adister2: believe it or not i only learnt how to make cofee recently
[17:37:22] Adister2: like 3 weeks ago :P
[17:37:43] Adister2: i have to learn all this stuff before i go to uni apparently
[17:38:06] Adister2: mer how long do i keep eggs on?
[17:38:11] Adister2: like 5 mins?
[17:38:12] Merrick2: :D
[17:38:15] Gloine: :D
[17:38:21] Merrick2: until they seems tasty
[17:38:21] Adister2: lol
[17:38:26] Gloine: yeah
[17:38:34] Adister2: lol what happens if i dont cook it enough?
[17:38:37] Gloine: before it get burned
[17:38:44] Merrick2: rofl
[17:38:45] Gloine: you don't die
[17:38:48] Gloine: :D
[17:38:49] Merrick2: :D
[17:38:53] Adister2: hmm so before it starts getting like black basicaly
[17:38:56] Adister2: simple enough
[17:39:01] Merrick2: loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
[17:39:26] Adister2: they should just sell eggs pre made
[17:39:30] Adister2: save the hassle
[17:39:34] Adister2: microwave and done
[17:39:37] Gloine: beware the bottom part turns to black first
[17:39:48] Adister2: yeh i knew that :P
[17:39:52] Gloine: :D
[17:39:54] Adister2: physics expert gloine
[17:40:57] Adister2: how much oil?
[17:41:11] Adister2: like a little bit? a lot?
[17:41:24] Adister2: a tea spoon?
[17:42:20] Gloine: to cover your fried eggs...hmm :D
[17:42:36] Adister2: na seriously how much oil?
[17:42:38] Adister2: lol
[17:42:56] Adister2: not much right?
[17:43:03] Gloine: yeah not much
[17:43:15] Adister2: so i jsut go to the stove
[17:43:22] Adister2: turn the dials one by one
[17:43:27] Adister2: till it eventually comes on?
[17:44:21] Gloine: hmm I have no idea what kind of stove you have :D
[17:44:33] Gloine: should be a gas stove
[17:44:34] Adister2: but rnt they similar?
[17:44:37] Adister2: yes gas
[17:44:49] Gloine: then you should turn the dial to its max
[17:44:55] Gloine: to turn it on
[17:44:57] Gloine: and reduce
[17:45:02] Adister2: which dial?
[17:45:05] Adister2: any?
[17:45:15] Gloine: many dials?
[17:45:20] Adister2: yeh a few
[17:45:28] Adister2: in a horizontal line
[17:45:31] Gloine: many places to put your pan?
[17:45:34] Adister2: yes
[17:45:39] Adister2: like 4
[17:45:43] Adister2: big stove
[17:45:46] Gloine: each dial corresponds to one place
[17:45:55] Gloine: you should find out
[17:46:02] Gloine: which one is the one :D
[17:46:10] Adister2: ok simple enough
[17:46:16] Adister2: guys if immnot back in 40 mins
[17:46:19] Adister2: assume the worst
[17:46:32] Gloine: loooool
[17:46:37] Adister2: merrick can have my vills
[17:46:46] Adister2: but clear a few for masvingo and carlo
[17:47:24] Gloine: the only thing you need to care about is
[17:47:28] Merrick2: rofl
[17:47:42] Gloine: if the fire is not turned on
[17:48:01] Gloine: don't put the dial in the middle for a long time
[17:48:13] Gloine: gas leaks out without a fire
[17:48:37] Gloine: and explodes!
[17:48:51] Gloine: he already left
[17:49:01] Gloine: :S
[17:51:51] Merrick2: (think)
[17:52:07] Merrick2: should we try call the firework service to his city?
[17:52:36] Gloine: :D
[17:53:18] Gloine: 35 mins left
[17:54:20] Merrick2: to we call the firework?
[17:54:30] Merrick2: you think adister will burn slowly
[17:54:33] Merrick2: ???
[17:54:52] Gloine: loool
[17:55:01] Gloine: anyway it should be too late
[17:55:12] Merrick2: ;(
[17:55:35] Gloine: should be a big loss to the tribe
[17:56:48] Merrick2: Amish will lose his bitch
[17:57:58] Merrick2: well, hope he survive to the stove
[17:57:59] Merrick2: :S
[18:00:52] Merrick2: Well, the eggs already burned by sure
[18:00:55] Merrick2: lol
[18:14:57] Gloine: lol
[18:17:22] Gloine: does he know how to break the egg? :D
[18:18:57] Merrick2: :D
[18:19:08] Merrick2: maybe he´s trying do it :D
[18:19:32] Merrick2: hope turned off the fire :|
[18:22:56] Gloine: hmm
[18:23:08] Gloine: roasted adister with fried egg on it
[18:23:15] Gloine: final outcome? :D
[18:23:21] Merrick2: lmao
[18:23:24] Merrick2: :D
[18:23:55] Gloine: btw almost 40 mins
[18:24:23] Merrick2: (sweat)
[18:24:32] Gloine: :S
[18:39:25] Gloine: omg...40 mins have passed
[18:39:56] Gloine: and adi comes back :D
[18:40:13] Merrick2: he came?
[18:40:22] Gloine: yes
[18:40:26] Gloine: online again
[18:40:38] Gloine: at least his pc is intact
[18:40:53] Merrick2: lmao
[18:40:54] Gloine: no explosion then :D
[18:40:59] Merrick2: :D
[18:41:45] Adister2: u idiots!
[18:41:50] Adister2: u neve r told me we ned a fan!
[18:41:52] Adister2: lol
[18:41:56] Adister2: fire alarm went of
[18:42:01] Adister2: and woke everyone up
[18:42:01] Adister2: :P lol
[18:42:43] Adister2: then my mum made eggs... lol :D
[18:43:01] Merrick2: you´re serious?
[18:43:04] Merrick2: :|
[18:43:15] Adister2: lol yeh
[18:43:24] Adister2: no problem most were awake
[18:43:44] Adister2: 2 things happened
[18:43:49] Adister2: first i put the gas on and fire
[18:43:58] Adister2: then i sprayed oil on the pan
[18:44:03] Adister2: and when i put the pan on the fire
[18:44:11] Adister2: a massive tower of fire appeared
[18:44:16] Adister2: taller than me
[18:44:26] Gloine: omg?
[18:44:27] Adister2: then i took the pan of and it was ok
[18:44:35] Adister2: turns out u need to put oil on first
[18:44:40] Adister2: then put it on the stove
[18:44:42] Adister2: then put the fire on
[18:44:50] Adister2: i messed up the order
[18:44:52] Adister2: lol
[18:44:59] Adister2: then i put butter on the pan
[18:45:06] Adister2: and steam went up
[18:45:14] Adister2: and i dint put the fan on
[18:45:16] Adister2: so alarm went of
[18:45:18] Adister2: :P
[18:45:31] Nundy: hehe... no smoke without fire?
[18:45:34] Adister2: who knew eggs could be so deadly...
[18:45:39] Adister2: ye lol
[18:45:49] Adister2: but end result
[18:45:50] Adister2: no harm done
[18:45:52] Adister2: i got eggs :P
[18:46:01] Gloine: (whew)
[18:46:10] Merrick2: :x
[18:46:14] Adister2: im never cooking again :(`
[18:46:16] Adister2: lol
[18:46:18] Merrick2: rofl
[18:46:25] Gloine: lmao
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[23:45:27] //Seppybear\\//SV Ostroski\\: WTF!!!
brad sent all 212 attacks from 1 village!!!
[23:45:30] //Seppybear\\//SV Ostroski\\: (rofl)
[23:49:52] ThundarArf: ramless?
[23:50:49] //Seppybear\\//SV Ostroski\\: they are all ram speed. so I guess the real nuke will have no rams
[23:51:39] Merrick2: that made my day :D
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W8 stats (quited)
Rank: 10.
Name: Merrick2
Tribe: CLOROX
Points: 7,132,696
Villages: 703
Average points per village: 10,146
Tribe Changes: 3
Conquers: 809 (+802-7)
Join date: Unknown
Best Rank: 8 at 30th March 2009
Most Points: 7,142,935 at 19th April 2009
Most Villages: 704 a t 12th April 2009
OD Rank: 49.(15,130,756 score)
OD Attack Rank: 23.(10,595,502 score)
OD Defense Rank: 107.(4,535,254 score)
Achieved daily awards
6x Attacker of the day
You defeated the most units in this world as an attacker on 08.03.2011 (371.923 units)!
5x Great power of the day
You took over the most villages in this world on 28.04.2011 (15 villages)!
2x Defender of the day
You defeated the most units in this world as a defender on on 13.03.2011 (435.612 units)!
Achieved awards
Market Guru (Gold - Level 4)
You traded resources using your market 1.000 times so far!
Reliable Commander (Gold - Level 4)
You have supported other players in battle 3.000 times
Successful noble claims (Gold - Level 4)
You already conquered 100 claimed villages!
Wealth comes in gold (Gold - Level 4)
You minted 50.000 gold coins!
Beloved Friend (Silver - Level 3)
You have made a total of 50 friendships!
Demolisher (Silver - Level 3)
You have destroyed 2.500 building levels so far!
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You have already completely destroyed 1.000 hostile armies!
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You have already destroyed 2.500 wall levels!
Nobles Faith (Bronze - Level 2)
You have defeated 100 noblemen so far!
Scout Hunter (Bronze - Level 2)
You have fought off 50 scouting attacks.
The Warlord (Bronze - Level 2)
You have attacked 25 different players!
Lucky fellow
The loyalty of a village was 0 after you conquered it!
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