Player Merrick2
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| Rank: | 3 |
| Opponents defeated: | 13.677.537 (35.) | | Tribe: |
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DANGEROUS
Think twice before do anything.
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| [17:30:47] Adister2: i want to make eggs but to scared i blow up the place trying to work stove
[17:31:00] Merrick2: (chuckle)
[17:31:04] Merrick2: ROFL
[17:31:14] Adister2: so many dials to turn
[17:31:22] Adister2: cant it just be one big switch
[17:31:23] Merrick2: loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
[17:31:24] Adister2: OF/ON
[17:31:28] Adister2: simple
[17:31:33] Merrick2: :D
[17:31:36] Adister2: instead they put 15 different circles
[17:31:41] Gloine: oh, and give me bb-coded player names
[17:31:45] Merrick2: lolololololol
[17:31:58] Adister2: kk wil ldo, mas will likely make script himself
[17:32:04] Adister2: which dial do u turn mer?
[17:32:12] Adister2: theres like 10 silver ones?
[17:32:26] Merrick2: I have 8 ones
[17:32:34] Adister2: ok maybe thers 8
[17:32:51] Merrick2: well, by sure isn´t like your, so, what´s the point in tell you what one I use?
[17:32:52] Merrick2: :|
[17:33:12] Adister2: alllof them are different?
[17:33:16] Adister2: omg what are ppl thinking..
[17:33:26] Merrick2: you sure is a stove?
[17:33:26] Adister2: they want people blowinig up there houses...
[17:33:31] Merrick2: (chuckle)
[17:33:32] Adister2: big box
[17:33:36] Adister2: with gas dials
[17:33:41] Merrick2: washing machine?
[17:33:41] Adister2: and makes blue fire in circles on top
[17:33:42] Merrick2: :)
[17:33:45] Adister2: lol
[17:33:51] Adister2: ok after i get stove on
[17:33:57] Adister2: i put a bit of oil on pan
[17:34:00] Adister2: then put eggs on
[17:34:01] Adister2: and thats it?
[17:34:12] Merrick2: put something inside the fire that can carry food inside it
[17:34:25] Merrick2: omg
[17:34:26] Merrick2: rofl
[17:34:28] Merrick2: yeah
[17:34:33] Merrick2: pan - oil - eggs
[17:34:37] Adister2: simple :P
[17:34:55] Merrick2: gloine, how many time to he burn something?
[17:35:08] Adister2: i never seen burnt eggs!
[17:35:15] Merrick2: :P
[17:35:16] Adister2: but my eggs are just rolling round in the oil
[17:35:21] Adister2: strange they look different
[17:35:24] Gloine: hmm?
[17:35:35] Adister2: i dont remember them being so round before eating
[17:35:37] Merrick2: adister making eggs at sstove
[17:35:44] Merrick2: think is his first time
[17:35:51] Merrick2: oh
[17:35:51] Adister2: one timi before
[17:35:53] Gloine: oh
[17:35:55] Adister2: but stove was already on
[17:35:56] Merrick2: need break them
[17:36:01] Adister2: jking :D
[17:36:03] Merrick2: use only what have inside
[17:36:04] Merrick2: :)
[17:36:22] Gloine: eggs rolling round in the oil?
[17:36:23] Adister2: i wait for my brother to leave house then start mking
[17:36:36] Adister2: lol yes
[17:36:36] Merrick2: lol
[17:36:51] Gloine: with...its shell?
[17:36:58] Adister2: was jkin :D
[17:37:05] Gloine: lol
[17:37:08] Adister2: believe it or not i only learnt how to make cofee recently
[17:37:22] Adister2: like 3 weeks ago :P
[17:37:43] Adister2: i have to learn all this stuff before i go to uni apparently
[17:38:06] Adister2: mer how long do i keep eggs on?
[17:38:11] Adister2: like 5 mins?
[17:38:12] Merrick2: :D
[17:38:15] Gloine: :D
[17:38:21] Merrick2: until they seems tasty
[17:38:21] Adister2: lol
[17:38:26] Gloine: yeah
[17:38:34] Adister2: lol what happens if i dont cook it enough?
[17:38:37] Gloine: before it get burned
[17:38:44] Merrick2: rofl
[17:38:45] Gloine: you don't die
[17:38:48] Gloine: :D
[17:38:49] Merrick2: :D
[17:38:53] Adister2: hmm so before it starts getting like black basicaly
[17:38:56] Adister2: simple enough
[17:39:01] Merrick2: loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
[17:39:26] Adister2: they should just sell eggs pre made
[17:39:30] Adister2: save the hassle
[17:39:34] Adister2: microwave and done
[17:39:37] Gloine: beware the bottom part turns to black first
[17:39:48] Adister2: yeh i knew that :P
[17:39:52] Gloine: :D
[17:39:54] Adister2: physics expert gloine
[17:40:57] Adister2: how much oil?
[17:41:11] Adister2: like a little bit? a lot?
[17:41:24] Adister2: a tea spoon?
[17:42:20] Gloine: to cover your fried eggs...hmm :D
[17:42:36] Adister2: na seriously how much oil?
[17:42:38] Adister2: lol
[17:42:56] Adister2: not much right?
[17:43:03] Gloine: yeah not much
[17:43:15] Adister2: so i jsut go to the stove
[17:43:22] Adister2: turn the dials one by one
[17:43:27] Adister2: till it eventually comes on?
[17:44:21] Gloine: hmm I have no idea what kind of stove you have :D
[17:44:33] Gloine: should be a gas stove
[17:44:34] Adister2: but rnt they similar?
[17:44:37] Adister2: yes gas
[17:44:49] Gloine: then you should turn the dial to its max
[17:44:55] Gloine: to turn it on
[17:44:57] Gloine: and reduce
[17:45:02] Adister2: which dial?
[17:45:05] Adister2: any?
[17:45:15] Gloine: many dials?
[17:45:20] Adister2: yeh a few
[17:45:28] Adister2: in a horizontal line
[17:45:31] Gloine: many places to put your pan?
[17:45:34] Adister2: yes
[17:45:39] Adister2: like 4
[17:45:43] Adister2: big stove
[17:45:46] Gloine: each dial corresponds to one place
[17:45:55] Gloine: you should find out
[17:46:02] Gloine: which one is the one :D
[17:46:10] Adister2: ok simple enough
[17:46:16] Adister2: guys if immnot back in 40 mins
[17:46:19] Adister2: assume the worst
[17:46:32] Gloine: loooool
[17:46:37] Adister2: merrick can have my vills
[17:46:46] Adister2: but clear a few for masvingo and carlo
[17:47:24] Gloine: the only thing you need to care about is
[17:47:28] Merrick2: rofl
[17:47:42] Gloine: if the fire is not turned on
[17:48:01] Gloine: don't put the dial in the middle for a long time
[17:48:13] Gloine: gas leaks out without a fire
[17:48:37] Gloine: and explodes!
[17:48:51] Gloine: he already left
[17:49:01] Gloine: :S
[17:51:51] Merrick2: (think)
[17:52:07] Merrick2: should we try call the firework service to his city?
[17:52:36] Gloine: :D
[17:53:18] Gloine: 35 mins left
[17:54:20] Merrick2: to we call the firework?
[17:54:30] Merrick2: you think adister will burn slowly
[17:54:33] Merrick2: ???
[17:54:52] Gloine: loool
[17:55:01] Gloine: anyway it should be too late
[17:55:12] Merrick2: ;(
[17:55:35] Gloine: should be a big loss to the tribe
[17:56:48] Merrick2: Amish will lose his bitch
[17:57:58] Merrick2: well, hope he survive to the stove
[17:57:59] Merrick2: :S
[18:00:52] Merrick2: Well, the eggs already burned by sure
[18:00:55] Merrick2: lol
[18:14:57] Gloine: lol
[18:17:22] Gloine: does he know how to break the egg? :D
[18:18:57] Merrick2: :D
[18:19:08] Merrick2: maybe he´s trying do it :D
[18:19:32] Merrick2: hope turned off the fire :|
[18:22:56] Gloine: hmm
[18:23:08] Gloine: roasted adister with fried egg on it
[18:23:15] Gloine: final outcome? :D
[18:23:21] Merrick2: lmao
[18:23:24] Merrick2: :D
[18:23:55] Gloine: btw almost 40 mins
[18:24:23] Merrick2: (sweat)
[18:24:32] Gloine: :S
[18:39:25] Gloine: omg...40 mins have passed
[18:39:56] Gloine: and adi comes back :D
[18:40:13] Merrick2: he came?
[18:40:22] Gloine: yes
[18:40:26] Gloine: online again
[18:40:38] Gloine: at least his pc is intact
[18:40:53] Merrick2: lmao
[18:40:54] Gloine: no explosion then :D
[18:40:59] Merrick2: :D
[18:41:45] Adister2: u idiots!
[18:41:50] Adister2: u neve r told me we ned a fan!
[18:41:52] Adister2: lol
[18:41:56] Adister2: fire alarm went of
[18:42:01] Adister2: and woke everyone up
[18:42:01] Adister2: :P lol
[18:42:43] Adister2: then my mum made eggs... lol :D
[18:43:01] Merrick2: you´re serious?
[18:43:04] Merrick2: :|
[18:43:15] Adister2: lol yeh
[18:43:24] Adister2: no problem most were awake
[18:43:44] Adister2: 2 things happened
[18:43:49] Adister2: first i put the gas on and fire
[18:43:58] Adister2: then i sprayed oil on the pan
[18:44:03] Adister2: and when i put the pan on the fire
[18:44:11] Adister2: a massive tower of fire appeared
[18:44:16] Adister2: taller than me
[18:44:26] Gloine: omg?
[18:44:27] Adister2: then i took the pan of and it was ok
[18:44:35] Adister2: turns out u need to put oil on first
[18:44:40] Adister2: then put it on the stove
[18:44:42] Adister2: then put the fire on
[18:44:50] Adister2: i messed up the order
[18:44:52] Adister2: lol
[18:44:59] Adister2: then i put butter on the pan
[18:45:06] Adister2: and steam went up
[18:45:14] Adister2: and i dint put the fan on
[18:45:16] Adister2: so alarm went of
[18:45:18] Adister2: :P
[18:45:31] Nundy: hehe... no smoke without fire?
[18:45:34] Adister2: who knew eggs could be so deadly...
[18:45:39] Adister2: ye lol
[18:45:49] Adister2: but end result
[18:45:50] Adister2: no harm done
[18:45:52] Adister2: i got eggs :P
[18:46:01] Gloine: (whew)
[18:46:10] Merrick2: :x
[18:46:14] Adister2: im never cooking again :(`
[18:46:16] Adister2: lol
[18:46:18] Merrick2: rofl
[18:46:25] Gloine: lmao |
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W8 stats (quited)
Rank: 10.
Name: Merrick2
Tribe: CLOROX
Points: 7,132,696
Villages: 703
Average points per village: 10,146
Tribe Changes: 3
Conquers: 809 (+802-7)
Join date: Unknown
Best Rank: 8 at 30th March 2009
Most Points: 7,142,935 at 19th April 2009
Most Villages: 704 a t 12th April 2009
OD Rank: 49.(15,130,756 score)
OD Attack Rank: 23.(10,595,502 score)
OD Defense Rank: 107.(4,535,254 score)
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